Arnold Schwarzenegger Kills Everything

In this supercut to end all super cuts, Youtube user Auralnauts created this amazing ode to the one and only Governator. Kill Count serves as both a chronicle of every kill captured in the course of 24 movies as well as unintentionally showcasing the evolution of his Austrio-American accent. Check out the rules that they came up with for this 30 minute cinematic epic below.

THE RULES
1. Guns, blades and projectiles always kill unless otherwise depicted
2. Close proximity explosions kill unless otherwise depicted
3. Indirect kills as a result of an explicit action by Arnold count
4. Kills must occur on screen, or be reasonably indicated through on screen action
5. Dream sequences, fantasies or movies within a movie count. If it's on screen, it's a kill.
6. People that are killed more than once count each time.
7. We don't care what Mossberg says in T2. They didn't show that many.
8. Everything up to Escape Plan. Nothing unavailable on Bluray.

Luke Million: Arnold

I'm not sure whether to feel completely inspired or simply violated by this collage of seventies Arnold doing what he did best...Sweating and making strange facial expressions. I could totally see this track becoming a musical aerobics hit with the usage of Ah-nulds repeated, "DOWN, COME ON!" clip getting repeated a few thousand times in this music video. Let this music video inspire you.

The Governator Likely To Have Humor

About two weeks ago the news broke for Arnold Schwarzenegger's next project, The Governator. While some people(mostly me) weren't all too thrilled for Arnold's animated debut, the news of Steven Banks(Spongebob and Jimmy Neutron) leading the writing team brings hope. While I doubt Banks will be the show's saving grace, I do have hopes that there will be some great gags.

While I love the idea of having an animated Arnold Schwarzenegger series, I feel as if the team is going about this the wrong way. Rather than being a tongue-in-cheek cartoon based on 80's-90's cartoons, it seems to be following a more serious route, a route that I want no part in. I would love to see a more adult oriented series, but that seem very unlikely at this point. (via)

The Governator Needs To Not Be Real

Unfortunately, April Fools Day is over and Schwarzenegger's face is still animated. While I was hoping for a joke, it looks like this spin on the "Governator" is in full gear and won't be slowing down(at least until the first episode airs). I honestly couldn't imagine anything worse than what this trailer has to offer. Black Eyed Peas, really? Not only are we treated with the worst of current day pop music, but we're also stuck watching a three minute trailer revolving around saving a milk truck being ravaged by a T-70's  retarded step-brother.
Seriously, is anyone planning on watching this?