Underground Gingerbread Men

Sometimes you really have to look past all of the holiday cheer and fluff.  You need to get to the dark underbelly of the Christmas world.  You think gingerbread men are just for decorating and eating?  How wrong you are, my friends.  Tucked far away from your sheltered world lies a culture drug use, and cock fighting.  And only one red-suited, heat-packing man can f**k that s**t up...