Mike Diva Does Band Auditions

Awesome Robo favorite, Mike Diva, has produced a prank that outdoes Sexy Saxman Serenade in every way possible. By posting an ad in the Los Angeles area for band auditions, Mike Diva has collected a group of some of the most pathetic wannabe rockstars out there (keep living the dream guys, don't listen to me), willing to do anything they're told. 
While the idea of a pool filled with rubber duckies and death is a beautiful thing, I think I'm most impressed with the panel of judges ability to keep such straight faces. Seriously, how do you stare a random in the face while he tells you how bad he wants you and not move a lip muscle?