10 Junk Foods Brought To Life

I remember waking up about a year ago in a cold sweat, scared out of my damned mind.  I nudged my girlfriend awake and proceeded to talk incoherently about a nightmarish creature that had decided to invade my dream, with an annoying ass jingle to boot that made no sense.  I was being chased by some sort of grilled construct, and for some reason my inner psyche found that absolutely terrifying.  His name was Hamburger Joe.

Later that day I told my roommate John about my bizarre dream, unaware that he would go off and illustrate his interpretation of the greasy creature.  Unhappy with Hamburger Joe being alone, he would also go on and illustrate an entire gang of terrifying anthropomorphic junk food creations.  So without further ado, John Thacker's ten junk food abominations come to life after the jump.

Clambolo will destroy you with scathing hot cheap chowder.

The one that started it all.  Hamburger Joe in the flesh.