Did you know there are crabs lurking underwater at depths of over 2,500 feet that can live up to 100 years with ten legs? If we ever colonize underwater, the Japanese snow crab will be waiting to destroy us.
The image you saw above was of a midsize snow crab, yes...a medium sized crab. A real deal matured one would be able to straddle your damn car and rip your head off. Fear the crab.
I, for one, will welcome our new crab overlords ... with some drawn butter and lemon wedges!
ReplyDeleteOur crab overlords will speak gently, but carry a heavy claw.
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