8 Disgusting WeightWatchers Cards from the 70's

Whoever made these didn't understand the concept of 'presentation.' (Via)

If you want to lose weight, there are a bunch of programs out there that might work for you. WeightWatchers is one of the better known programs, and rumor has it, it can definitely be successful. Back in the mid 70's, they came out with these recipes cards, something to have on hand to help a dieter create the perfect dish. And I'm sure it worked wonders. That's assuming that dieter wants to go the way of starvation, because these dishes make me want to vomit just looking at them.

7 more after the break!

Lax Security

Obviously a not very well thought-out security setup.  But what am I missing here?  Why the need for stool softener security?  Regulating regularity?

A New Awful Tattoo Challenger Appears!

Something tells me that what she claims just isn't true.

30 WTF Canned Foods

Nothing like soggy wheat bread to get my day started right.

In honor of the crazy ass things we put in cans because we're too lazy to prepare them ourselves, we present our newest list... 30 WTF Canned Foods!

Spider Anatomy

Looks about right to me. Death to these nasty little buggers.  Via Cracked

Silent Hill Cookies

Oh god kill it with fire.

Its so cute, but so wrong.  If cookies were ever made in Silent Hill, or Jacob's Ladder, or by David Lynch...They would probably look like this.  Nothing like oozing black fluid to make food just look irresistible.  Yum?

Lamb Chop Cake

Glad its staring into your soul while you eat it.  There's absolutely NO way I'd eat this.  No f*****g way.  But a regular lamb chop?  Yeah, sure, bring it.  (RoboGal = hypocrite). 

This Is How You Sell a House

Current or future real estate agents, take note.  Needless to say, I'm sold.  (I'll be totally honest:  It took me a minute to figure out what was wrong with this pic.  Either I don't pay good attention, or I keep my bathroom less than discreet as well.  You decide.)

15 WTF Frozen Foods

Digiorno recently announced their ridiculous Pizza+Cookies combination for the frozen aisle.  This led us to research the strangest, most wtf frozen food ideas thought up by food companies in the last few years.

Obama Fingers: 
Nothing like cashing in on popular people and trends with a lazy ass product like this.  I'd recommend Palin Yukon potatoes as an accompaniment to Obama Fingers.

Eggo Breakfast Pizza:
Eggo though the best way to start your day would be with a simulated 'breakfast' pizza. The toppings? Yogurt, granola and freeze dried berries. The result? A soggy mess.

More bizarre specimens after the jump!

Proper Use of Toilet Paper

Hey guys, listen up:  Don't be using toilet paper for the wrong reasons.  I mean, come on.  Get with it.  Also, Engrish anyone?

Bonecraft Trailer

This effing bizzare trailer just surfaced featuring a hilariously bad adult parody of what looks to be a mix of World of Warcraft, Starcraft and a hell of a lot of bizarre foreplay.  Ear stroking??  Seriously?  This looks so bad it just might be good.

(NWSF)