Eden Wood "Cutie Patootie"

The video above is an edited version of the original which aired on CBS' daytime talk show "The Talk," where Eden Wood, an up-and-coming pageant star, performs an original song. What was supposed to be cute and adorable backfired hilariously into a pompous, fructose-marinated mess of unintelligible slurring. Somebody took it upon themselves to slow the video down in order to salvage whatever words were actually spoken, but instead what resulted was a frightening Barbie doll version of Twin Peaks' evil dwarf. Amidst a sea of petulant stares and uncomfortable glances (among both the show's hosts and audience), Eden's mother (in the middle) remains the solitary island of amusement. Why is there still a market for this kind of stuff?