This ad came from the Dorito Super Bowl contest, and somehow didn't make the finalists. And for that, I'm boycotting Doritos damnit...Especially after seeing the other weak entries. I mean, this guy literally implied that screwing up the obscure ingredients for Doritos results in gold being alchemized, which is by far the most flattering compliment an orange powder covered chip could get. This is the awesome ad that in an ideal world, we would have seen.
And to save you time, a Youtube commenter compiled the ingredients for Doritos/miracle gold featured for a second in this video:
"staff of anubis,philosopher's stone,rubber hammer,rubber nails,moon rock salt,archimedes screw,harpsichord,parachute,blank,bag of holding,cloud mist,elven joy ,lucky penny,love song,erlenmeyer flask,marcoscope,sense of wonder,blankety blanks,temporal glitch,haiku,nods,sweeps,beeps,deeps,sneeps,reeps,winks,memories,fireballs,congratulations,laughter,star dust,rings of a tree,mother's approval,mountain air,cheesiness,inspiring footage,smiles,secret ingredient,smell of morning,love,salt"
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