Anti Ninja Turtle Propaganda

Ahh...There's nothing like watching a bunch of 'family watch' folks talk about how the Ninja Turtles use 'white magic' to fight Shredder and his minions' 'black magic.' Who knew that the classic cartoon was all about occult magic? This video enlightened me to all kinds of things, like the dark powers of Ninja Turtles pepperoni sticks, Splinter as a dark rat wizard, and the corrupting force of Turtles themed slippers.

As a bonus, they also go into the dark forces of Michael Jackson chocolate bars and Vanilla Ice board games. Brace yourself for some mind boggling stupidity.