A McDonald's Apple Pie Gone Wrong? Or Terribly Right?

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I'll break this culinary abomination down for you (though this concoction won't break down in your digestive system): It's a McDonald's apple pie, topped with bacon and a cheesy sauce.  But truly, the sprinkling of fine herbs is what makes this a gourmet treat.  Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of bacon.  I've been known to enjoy a good cheesy sauce.  Hell, even a Mickey D's apple pie once in a blue moon sounds pretty damn good.  But, together?  I- I just- no.  No. Check out more images of this heart stopping masterpiece after the break!