The Best-Worst Movie Scene

I'm sure a lot (if not most) of you have seen, or at least know of "The Room".  Released in 2003, it was written and directed by the prodigal talent that is Tommy Wiseau, who also starred in this classic.  It is one of the most god awful brilliant films of all time, and if you haven't seen it yet, then get off of the computer and go do so.

Here we have a crucial scene, in which Tommy's character 'Johnny' is on a quest to procure flowers for his beautiful girlfriend, Lisa.  Sometimes I wish I still worked in retail, just so I'd have the opportunity to awkwardly tell a customer that "You're my favorite customer".  While they're walking away, no less.  Naturally.