Zombie-Proof House Looks Extremely Inexpensive: Sarcasm Doesn't Work Well On The Internet Edition

We've all had the conversation at least once, "Where are we going to go when Zombies first attack?" For myself, it always ends with living in a log cabin in the wilderness living off of nature. I don't think it's ever ended with, "Why don't we just make a house made of f***ing concrete?!" Thank god the fine folks at KWK Promes took the initiative to design us The Safe House.

"The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security," no sh**?! I thought it was just hip to live in a concrete slab. Fortunately, the house actually looks quite nice when you move the walls around to reveal a sexy interior. When the walls close shut, only one entrance remains, a f***ing drawbridge on the second floor. Talk about badass.

Hit the jump to check out more of KWK Promes' "Safe House" (via)

"The f*** you know about Zombie Defense?"

A nice view is essential for the coming Zombie Apocolypse

Could this yard look any nicer?

Even the windows seal up

Jesus....Christ....

Full defense mode

Of course there's a goddamn pool

Have some brunch on your porch while Zombies attempt to gnaw through three feet of concrete.