Drunken NES

Engineer/all around awesome guy Bastly Adams devised this awesome NES game/breathalyzer thing that gives you a drunkenness ranking.  How does this work?  You blow into the damn cartridge, a tribute to all those nights spent trying to get the dust off the connectors on our old NES games.  With a total of 6 rankings, all based off of animal puns..This is a winner for me.